I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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