Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
