who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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