I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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