So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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