I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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