Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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