Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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