i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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