can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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