they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Alive.
So much puke
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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