After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I enjoy the company of your penis
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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