I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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