why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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