just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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