that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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