What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Someone signed my nipple.
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