even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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