Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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