exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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