Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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