Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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