I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he puts the penis in happiness.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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