I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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