I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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