I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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