Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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