The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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