I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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