I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
