Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
