so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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