You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Mom said you looked used
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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