Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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