Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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