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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(408): View more from California

i fucked her mom dude

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there's something to tell the kids

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(912): View more from Georgia

He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.

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(773): View more from Illinois

You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.

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(419): View more from Ohio

laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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(951): View more from California

I'm sorry I peed on your everything.

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(845): View more from New York

Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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(361): View more from Texas

He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come on in and take your pants off

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