i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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