I didn't shave. On purpose
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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