i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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