ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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