Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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