On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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