Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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