You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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