how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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