he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i now understand why vodka
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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