You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
