I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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