i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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