Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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