She is in my trunk
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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