i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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