On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You ate ashes out of my bong
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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