So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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