I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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