It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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